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holyshamoli:

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bloody14kiss:

acheelhei27:

 This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so I post it here.
So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:
 Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
 Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
 Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
 Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
 Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
 Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.
ENGLISHRUSSIA
— I can’t see #5 . Shizz

(via heroescandie)

WHY CAN`T I SEE NUMBER 5.

It’s impossible to see 5. I’m not gay. :| :))


Gay??? not!

ireallyrockyourworld:

holyshamoli:

dominiqueinwonderland:

bloody14kiss:

acheelhei27:

 This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so I post it here.

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

  • Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
  • Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
  • Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
  • Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
  • Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
  • Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.

ENGLISHRUSSIA

— I can’t see #5 . Shizz

(via heroescandie)

WHY CAN`T I SEE NUMBER 5.

It’s impossible to see 5. I’m not gay. :| :))

Gay??? not!

via ireallyrockyourworld
Posted on Sunday, August 15 2010.
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    can someone tell me whats number five?!
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    You guys are stupid. This is a color blind test.
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    I can’t see number 5, lol
  33. witch-breed reblogged this from today-is-pi and added:
    it’s pretty obvious that there is nothing on five. It’s like that girls kissing/boys kissing, you’ll always see the boys...
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    I can’t see 5… but is there anyone who can? Maybe it’s joke like that?
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    I can’t see 5 either I think this is definitely rigged so that no one can see 5 lol
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    Can’t see 5… Is this rigged or something?
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    gay as the fourth of july… which really doesn’t explain my love of abs/darren criss/sexy men….
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    I’m a lesbian too? Gee, What are the odds?
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    Awesome I have possible latent homosexuality :), i blame the glee cast for this
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    I cant see the circle no 5 too :))
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